Destination: Iowa

Iowa. I've been there a handful times, considering my mother was born and raised there, and it's a place I remember very little about. Perhaps this is due to its similarities to non-Twin Cities Minnesota, or perhaps that the rumors of it being the most boring state since Kansas (which I can accurately attest to) are true. Either way, they allowed gay marriage recently. This is, probably, unrelated to the reason I'm attending the state which is the first marriage of my friends of immediate acquaintance.

I've been told by a number of people the early-to-mid-20s are when all of my friends get married, but I always replied with, "Clearly, you haven't met my friends." But I'm now eating those words as, outside of this Iowan union this weekend, another set of friends are to be wed come September. Not to mention my former roommate got married late last year without inviting, or even informing, me. So, clearly, the nerds are able to find partners in crime.

Getting to this wedding, as it's in Iowa and I'm in Indiana, is going to be an experience. Two cheap folks, myself and girlfriend, are hitting the road. We've already got grand plans involving audio books and coolers of preconstructed sandwiches. Though I suspect, after the first two hours, it'll just become the menagerie of misery and tardiness that road trips always become.

We're not the only ones from my circle of friends attending this wedding. No less than a gang of eight people who will probably be introduced by the groom as, "My gaming buddies," are going. Together, we stood shoulder-to-shoulder against demons, dragons, and sarcastic elves, which is probably why we had to bully him into even inviting us to the wedding. We discovered he was even dating the girl in December, a month later, we read a post on his Facebook congratulating him on the engagement. Fearing that he was planning to exclude us, we frantically began a campaign to ensure that his wedding was geeked-up a bit with talk of base attack bonuses and the similarities between dragonborn and dwarven culture. He probably anticipated only one or two of us making it, certainly not the band of eight we're bringing.

It's odd, really. The people who stepped up for this are people who normally refuse to even drop the greenback to go see a movie. People who, really, aren't that close to the guy. Heck, none of us really were, just his gaming group and we've barely exchanged words with him the last two years. Maybe he is more beloved than I'm giving credit for, but I suspect it's this wedding phenomenon.

Weddings are clearly important, they're one of those big moments in someone's life because they combine uniqueness, with a sense of general love and good will, with a party that possesses cake. On the other hand, they're the ultimate beacon for fair-weather friends (My WUNT article on the subject). Which, I suppose, is what I've become for admitting both that I wasn't really close to the guy anymore, and that I'm poor and cheap and can't afford trips; but I'm still going.

In this case, I justify it with wanting to reconnect. I don't expect that he'll move back to Minnesota and rejoin the ol' dungeon crawling group, but just being able to include him on my list of people I chat with now-and-again online is enough. I've maintained quite a few friendships that way. That way, if I'm ever traveling through Iowa again, I can crash at his place for free.

So far, so alright

I've already spent more time working on this particular blog than any other. Sure, there's not much content here, but I'll be damned if it isn't rife with pretty colors--I opted to go with black and white, with just a dash of pink--and laden with wonderful features to the right of these words right here.

Also, it appears my font changed. This sucks, because I hate sans-serif. Gotta take care of that before I write anything of substance.

Here we go again

This is the sixth blog I've tried to make since deciding I was a writer. Traditionally, I've always made the first post self-referential and, in spite of the overwhelming success of those previous projects, the theme is sticking. This is because I feel a need to justify the project, having spit upon the concept of blogs for much of my life.

Essentially, I hated blogs because they're just a bunch of assholes writing their opinions online and pretending everyone cares. Then it occurred to me that 90% of professional writers fall into the same "assholes who think people care" definition. And so, I either had to revise my opinions of blogs or admit that writing is bogus, and I refuse to do that. Thus, this was created.

Why I think this particular incarnation will succeed, at least better than the previous projects, is that I'm embracing the spirit of engaging in selfishness, unabashedly; it's like I'm writing a cover letter. In that same spirit, creating a body of writing so that people who hire people with bodies of writing have a body of writing to refer to. Basically, yes, I'm trolling for a job with this. If you happen to know anyone, let me know. The final reason I have hope in this project, is that I'm presently blogging for WakeUp Naptown!, an Indianapolis-area blog, and have already come up with numerous ideas for entries that are either too long, too short, too fictional, or too fantastic to include on that website, thus creating a need for a dump such as this.

So here you are, reading about what I think and, yes, I do think that you care if you've made it this far. To many happy returns.